Day 6 "Japanese Resort (again)"

 

Our second experience with a Japanese resort sadly was not quite as good as the first.  Yes it was still fun and yes we all had a good time but the fact of the matter is that the public baths just weren't as nice.  At this point I'm starting to equate that the Japanese resorts with the public baths do no have internet.  Sorry, if it's a choice between internet and a lot of man penis then I'm sorry I choose internet.  If that makes me sound anti-social I don't care.  This resort however was absolutely beautiful.  I did not take many pictures though because I was walking around in a kimono most of the time and kimono's do not have pockets to put cameras.  This resort was huge and didn't exist on a single level plane.  It wasn't like level 1 and then some stairs then level 2, no.  It was like ground level, some half steps leading towards a slope and maybe a couple of other half steps and then a slightly raise ground then, all of a sudden you're on level 3.  How did you get on level 3?  Well you, over the course of walking up 3 or 4 steps and going up slopes ended up on level 3.  What happened to level 2?  Dunno.  I guess it's half way from level 3 and level 1.  But everything there was gorgeous.  So, why didn't we enjoy it as much?  Because we were too ass tired to go around and look at everything.  Yes it was lovely but we were tired and wanted to go to sleep.  The room was nice and it even came with a girl to serve us tea.

Here's a movie of her in action.  ( I don't know how long I'm going to keep it up here)  Yes the waitress girl did laugh at me at the end.  I've gotten used to that as well.  Lots of people have spent lots of time laughing at me.  Most of all the people I was taking this trip with.  Oh they all had a ball on my expense.  That's cool.  Whatever makes ya happy.  This was the final thing I shot on that particular memory stick.  I brought 5 128 mb memory sticks on this trip and I filled them all.  I was nearing the end of the current one I was on.  I had 30 secs left and was counting down.  The movie does give you a nice way to see how big the room was.  "Well, wait a sec, if you took all those pictures then where are all of them," you may be asking.  Well, I'm not going to put them all up here!  That takes too much space.  If I got some money for more space I might do that but not right now.  ^_^

In any case there was this little private room area where we met and had dinner and breakfast the next day.  It was really nice, it had a stage and we all kind of gathered around and put on a little show.  There are pictures of that too but most of them are of our tour guide and every picture of me is with a kimono on and I'll let you in on a little secret: kimonos don't hide fat people around.  I mean sure I usually try to have on funny underwear for when I do lose my pants hilarity will ensue but I'm sure no one would really appreciate to see that type of stuff.  At least not without a warning of some sorts before hand.

One final thought for this day.  Most of the people in Japan are just really freakin' cute.  Just cute beyond regular belief.  Most of the waitress staff is therefore also cute.  So, being in a country where there are just tons and tons of cute woman do you think Chinky will try his damndest to pimp it out?

You damn right.