*** WARNING ***

The events you are about to witness are completely and utterly fact.  The pictures though... some have been put through photoshop.  But they are for the most part entirely true.  Those that have been "PS'ed" were for brightness or comical effect.  Believe me spotting the PS'ed pictures will not be hard since I'm making it completely obvious that they have been altered.

However...

The comments and anecdotes may not be completely true.  In either case they and this whole thing is made to be for entertainment purposes only.  I do have little tidbits of random knowledge that I tried to remember but take into account my memory.  Some facts may need looking up before you go quoting me.  By saying this I'm declaring that this is safe and everything I say from now on is a joke and if you hurt yourself because of that it's not my fault.  Hey they put it on fake ID's to save their own ass if you do something stupid.  If it's good enough for them it's good enough for me.

***No Japanese were harmed in the making of this despite many valiant attempts.